February 2012
36 posts
“I love human achievement.. it gives me such a raging boner”
–
okay kirk (via tabitha)
thats mahboy!
“Dear professor,
I will not be assisting class today. I am not feeling well do...”
– Mass email sent by someone in my class. Hope your vag is feeling better, Wendy. Love, androo
“Why would I want to be friends with a guy that wears a cat on his head?”
– Paul Pfeiffer
“Soda Pop Ramirez”
– Nikki on my future child’s name.
“This quiz is… What’s cooler?”
– Jimmy
“…Just a milky redhead…”
– Jimmy wants one
“Dani ate my salsa”
– girl walking in front of me
January 2012
37 posts
“You know, I was thinking the other day it’s probably time to watch...”
– Nikki Liddicote
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
good two days with nik! can’t wait to see her again. :)
DON'T LET THIS SHIT PASS →
boat:
painfully awkward at calling people’s references after interviewing them. “so do you think she was an uh awesome girl err employee?” embarrassing.
employers don’t actually do that, btw.
Stephen Colbert must be stopped! →
“There is nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.”
good read.
