February 2012
42 posts
“I love human achievement.. it gives me such a raging boner”
–
okay kirk (via tabitha)
thats mahboy!
“Dear professor,
I will not be assisting class today. I am not feeling well do...”
– Mass email sent by someone in my class. Hope your vag is feeling better, Wendy. Love, androo
“Why would I want to be friends with a guy that wears a cat on his head?”
– Paul Pfeiffer
“Soda Pop Ramirez”
– Nikki on my future child’s name.
“This quiz is… What’s cooler?”
– Jimmy
“…Just a milky redhead…”
– Jimmy wants one
